Peter did not have a cold as such what with the weather but he wanted to sneeze and as it rose within him he reached out to put his hand over his mouth and grasped the wrist of a person near him in the road and sneezed into their hand. They said Bless You and Peter said Thank You and Susan said Peter you dozyarsed fuck you just sneezed into this person’s hand for fuck’s sake. Are you going to apologise to this person or what? Peter said I haven’t got a cold. Great said Susan so you can hurl into their hand! Peter said I kind of thought it was my hand. He said I will go to them and I will dry their hand with my hair. He actually had a number two on the sides but the top was long enough so Peter went to them and did that and their hand was dry.
